5 Stupid Things To
Overlook When
Dating A Woman
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1. Your car should be like a mobile seduction
chamber

• It doesn't matter if you've got the swankiest suit this side of
the Italian-handmade-suitmaker's shop. You can be wearing
Bulgari scent, have a Rolex, and blow your nose on silk
hankies.
• But none of this stuff even MATTERS if you go to drop her
home at the end of the night, and she's got to rake a whole
bunch of crusty fast-food boxes, crumpled cigarette packs,
chocolate-bar crumbs, soft-drink cans, and sweaty sports
clothes off the seat before she can so much as park her butt
on your seat.

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If you gross her out even
ONCE ... if you make that nose
wrinkle up, or cause her to
say, "Eeeew!" even ONE LITTLE
TIME, that's IT.

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Finito!

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When you gross a woman out,
you kill the attraction. And no
matter how much she WANTS to
still feel attraction for you, THE
FEELING WILL BE GONE.

2. Your hygiene must be
EXCELLENT.
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Would you be interested
in pursuing a
relationship - sexual or
otherwise - if the
woman in question had
stale, sour breath?

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How about smelly
armpits?

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Or sweaty feet that
stunk out the room

• This is not a gender-specific topic: women AND men want a partner whose
hygiene is not an active obstacle to sexual attraction.
• Again, this comes down to PAYING ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
• Breath is the only thing that can't be handled by general clean habits, and it's
a biggie. Keep breath-mints, or those little Listerine breath-tabs, with you AT
ALL TIMES. Check your teeth in the mirror after you've eaten a meal to make
sure it's not hanging off your gumline.
• In a nutshell, make sure your hygiene is at PEAK standards. Women will notice
if you're clean, smell good, and have REALLY fresh breath; it's classy and
attractive.

3. You don't pepper the conversation with
obscenities.

• Ugh!! Do I REALLY have to go into this in detail??
• Swearing does NOT make you seem charming and interesting.

4. You don't talk about offensive
topics
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Some guys JUST DON'T GET
THIS. I beg you, please
don't be one of those guys.

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YOU know the ones I mean.

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The ones who'll say things
like, 'Nah, I don't think
drunk-driving's such a big
deal. I think anyone who'd
make a dumb mistake after
a few bottles of beer would
probably make that dumb
mistake anyway.'

• Or: 'Jeeeez! Have you noticed how many (insert ethnicity here)s there are in this country
now??
Retreat! Retreat! We're being invaded!‘
• Or: 'OH MY GOD!! Look at that fat-ass woman over there!! Jesus, she's putting me off
my meal.‘
• Or: 'Well, all I can say is, I‘d sure never hire a male babysitter. I used to be one, and I
know what kind of stuff goes through their minds.‘
• Or: 'Can you not agree with me, though, that some women just NEED a good beating?‘
• Here's the bottom line, guys: stuff like this, EVEN IF YOU'RE KIDDING, will not endear
you to your date.

5. You're able to be funny AND a gentleman at the
same time

Look: a lot of the pickup artists out there have,
unfortunately, got things a little mixed up.

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YES, teasing a woman gently and mildly, GENTLY
AND MILDLY - is a good
idea. It's a great way to
build rapport and create a
bond, and shows her that
you're comfortable with
yourself, etc etc, all of
which you'll already know.

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But - and this a big ol' fleshy ol' jiggly BUT - if you are
teasing a woman about something PERSONAL, then you are
going too far and will make her feel hurt, angry, or resentful
(or a
combination.)

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FACT: Women do NOT LIKE IT when people make negative
comments about their appearance. Even if those comments
are 'meant to be' funny, SHE will not think it's funny - and
it's her opinion that counts, here.

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A woman's appearance is very important to her; she's
taught, indirectly, her ENTIRE LIFE that her appearance is
what controls her own level of social power.
Furthermore, most women spend a LOT of time thinking
about, and 'designing', their appearances.
If you make a comment about this aspect of her being EVEN IF YOU'RE 'JUST TEASING' - she's not going to like it.

• There MAY be SOME exceptions to this rule, but
DO NOT think that the woman you're with is the
exception. She's probably not.
• So ACT as if she's not, and you'll both be happier
that way.
• Make sense?

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